Cavan Love Story

I'm not sure why the author of this has decided to pick on Cavan but it'll give you a laugh..

An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the dirty pig that did this to you? I want to know now!!"

The girl says I cannot tell but after 2 hours interrogation she picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and £500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll ride her again!!!"