Happy Halloween!

Ah yes, I'm looking forward to Trick Or Treating with my son a little bit later on this evening. Help the Halloween party!!!:-)

Anyway, todays 'What's The Movie' is directed by John Hughes and stars Emilio Estevez. It's one of the classics of the 80's....

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie and good luck.

Andy

For Those Of You That Love Your Job - Not!!!

Smile in the knowledge that at 10.53am the bank holiday weekend starts in a matter of hours.....:-)


Things you'd love to say sometimes out loud at work!

Have a nice day!!!1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.10. Ahhhh. I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?24. Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1?34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.41. Aren't you a black hole of need.42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your mouth.46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?47. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.49. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.50. You are as pretty as a picture, I'd really like to hang you.51. Don't believe everything you think.52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

Thursdays Clue.

Todays 'Who Am I' starred alongside Julia Roberts in two movies....

I know, I make all this too easy!

Text or email your answer and good luck:-)

Andy

Win Win Win!!!

Well that really is the order of every day here on the 10 - 3 show:-)

You really will need todays blog clue....

Today's 'Who Am I' filled in for Paul O' Grady yesterday on Paul's daily Channel 4 show.

Take it from there and be in with a chance to win a 250 euro voucher for 53 Degrees North!

Andy

Play The X Factor Drinking Game!

Classic stuff from The Holy Moly People ; funny because it's true:-)

When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:
Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink two fingers
One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing
Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - one finger
Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink
A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks
Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - three fingers
Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink
A performer cries - empty your glass
Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass
Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears.

Oh, drink responsibly!:-)

Friday At Last!!!

And todays movie is directed by Steven Speilberg and stars Liam Neeson - easy!!!!!!

The final draw for a years free membership to David Lloyd Riverview takes place today so get your entry in before 2 for your chance to qualify!

Andy

Thursdays Clue.

Todays movie is directed by Paul Haggis and stars Sandra Bullock.

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie

Good Luck:-)

Andy

Go Leinster!!!

More Leinster Rugby merchandise up for grabs today along with a place in fridays draw for a years free membership to David Lloyd Riverview!

Todays movie is directed by Jonathan Demme and stars Tom Hanks

Text 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie and good luck!

Andy

BBC Radio 2 Trailer (2006) - Elvis' Band (Long Version)

Now far be it from me to be publicising other radio stations but this is pure genius.

Mic Shoved Down Throat

This has been going around a while but it's one of the funniest video clips I have ever seen! Apparently the guy is a former member of 80's planks Black Lace - if that's true then he deserves it!

Love This!

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road whenshe sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what bigeyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees thewolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hoodsees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf. "With that the wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you ever f.....k off,I'm trying to have a shite!"

Tuesdays Clue....

Todays 'What's The Movie' is directed by Wim Winders and stars Mel Gibson.

The rest is up to you:-)

Andy

Oh What A Night!:-)

As promised a selection of photos from last fridasy after work party in The Odeon.



Myself and Mark Noble trying to make sense of the texts.



Above ; Me doing fastest texter first - you should have seen some of the spelling.....:-)

The luckiest man in the building that night, the winner of the holiday to Egypt - grrrr!!!!:-)

Bugs On Location!

Our Beetle Bugs spent yesterday in The Ashleaf Shopping Centre Crumlin. Welcome back to John who spent the summer living the life in Corfu - great to have you back!

Nice To See You To See You!!!

Thanks to Tara for sending me some pics of friday nights after work party in The Odeon, that's the lady herself in the white top with her mate Vicky. Quite a lot of alcohol had been consumed at this point:-)

Thanks to everyone that popped down and made it a great night for us and watch out for us at a venue near you in the next few weeks, all suggestions for our next port of call are welcome!

Oh, todays 'What's The Movie' is directed by Terry George and stars Helen Mirren.

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie

Andy

You Better Be At The Odeon Tonight!!!:-)

Am I making myself clear? Looking forward to meeting you all tonight, we have a great night in store for you!!!

It's your final chance to win a White PSP from our friends at Gamestop Main Street Swords today so here's a clue to todays 'Who Am I'.....

I starred alongside Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"

Text 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie and good luck!

See you tonight campers:-)

Andy

It's Tough Today!

But this clue should be helpful....

Todays 'Who Am I' directed two of the biggest cult movies of the eighties, St Elmo's Fire and The Lost Boys.

You know what to do!

Andy

You'll Like This...

A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of ahouse:"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in thebackyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yes," the Lab replies."So, what's the story?"The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talkwhen I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told theGardaabout my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from countrytocountry, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because noone figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuablespies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tiredmeout, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settledown. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.""I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch ofmedals. Igot married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what hewants for the dog."Ten euros," the man says."Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?""Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit!"

Okay Okay, I'll Give You A Clue!!!:-)

Gosh, lot's of you weren't happy that I opted not to give a clue to yesterdays 'Who Am I' so I've been bullied into giving a clue today! I'm gonna need some time off for stress because of you all!!! Joke:-)

Bob Geldof once called me a c**t live on stage!

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie

Good Luck!

A Bit Of A Funny:-)

No clue today, I'm going to test you today so I think Google will be your best friend for todays 'Who Am I'

The other half sent me this earlier this morning....

There's a new Supermarket near our house that has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Game On!

This week on the show Gamestop on Main Street Swords are giving you the chance to win a white Sony PSP along with a copy of Ape Academy 2 every day!

And so to todays clue....

I am a British video game character and the Amazonian heroine of the Tomb Raider series of video games.

Now THAT is a giveaway clue!!!:-)

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie

Andy

On De Hog!!!!:-)

Catch us today outside the newly revamped Marks & Spencer on Liffey Street, we're having a ball!:-)

Oh yes, todays clue......

Todays 'Who Am I' hosted the tv voverage of last years Live8 event.

Get your entry in before 2 for your chance to win a 200 euro voucher for M&S Mary Street!

Andy

Viva Carrickmines!!! Thanks For The Welcome Guys:-)

Shop 'Til You Drop..... Or Run Out Of Vouchers:-)

"My boyfriend is a rugby player and he wears too much hair gel and false tan"

I couldn't resist it and after the reception the person in question got at Landsdowne Road a few months backI don't think many of you will be offended:-)

Text your answer to 53104 or emailandyp@fm104.ie

Andy (a bit heavy on the hair gel sometimes but saying no to false tan:-)

A Date For Your Diary....

The Helix Presents
In conjunction with Evening Hearld
Next Wednesday 11th October, 2006
In Concert

Aslan
Neil Tobin
The Dubliners,
Don Baker,
John Spillane,
Mickey Harte,
Francie Conway,
Richie Buckley,
Anima.
Hosted by: Ken Doherty, Joe Duffy, Maxi and Mark Cagney

Charity event in aid of Jennifer Nugent to raise €30000.00 for life saving surgery.

Doors open 7.30pm. Tickets: €25-€30 Box Office: 01-7007000 www.thehelix.ie

I worked with Jennifer's husband Mick years ago in Bargaintown and a nicer guy you couldn't meet. I'll always remember him for his fantastic rendition of The Smiths classic "This Charming Man" Pop along to the gig if you get a chance!

A Clue....

If you know your movies you'll have no problem sussing out who todays Who Am I is....

"I got peed on"

Text your answer to 53104 or email andyp@fm104.ie

Good luck!!!

Andy

A Spot Of Shopping Anybody???:-)

Yep, it's retail therapy this week on the 10 - 3 show and it's all with thanks to Marks & Spencer Mary Street.

We have a 200 euro voucher to give away every day for M&S Mary Street for you to spend on absolutely anything you wish to and our end of week prize is a 1,000 euro voucher to do same with!

You'll be needing a clue....:-)

My character is known as The Birkenhead Bombshell.

Text or email before 3 for your chance to win!