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A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of ahouse:"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in thebackyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yes," the Lab replies."So, what's the story?"The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talkwhen I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told theGardaabout my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from countrytocountry, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because noone figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuablespies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tiredmeout, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settledown. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.""I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch ofmedals. Igot married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what hewants for the dog."Ten euros," the man says."Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?""Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit!"